Q: Why do bureaucrats have such a love affair with paper?

It's because paper is the only thing that can match their passion for pointless, repetitive tasks!

Q: Why do meetings never end?

Because the coffee machine is always out of order, and we can't possibly start on time!

Q: How many meetings can a bureaucrat attend in a single day?

We've lost count. But rumor has it, 27 meetings in one day is the new record!

Q: Is it true that bureaucrats love nothing more than a good memo?

It's not just a love, it's an all-consuming passion! We've got memo-filled dreams, and a memo-filled reality!

Q: Can I just get a straight answer for once?

Ha! You must be joking. That's what we call 'fun'!