A: Show up, nod, and pretend to care.
Q: What if the meeting is virtual?
A: Just mute your mic and pretend you're not there.
Q: Can I use this technique to get out of a meeting?
A: Only if you have a valid reason, like a family emergency or a sudden case of the sniffles.
Q: Are there any exceptions to this rule?
A: No, unless the meeting is about the bare minimum in meetings, then it's a whole different story.
Q: Can I use the "I'm not a morning person" excuse?
A: Only if you're actually not a morning person, or you're a vampire.
Q: Are there any other tips for navigating the red tape of meetings?
A: Yes, always remember: it's not about being productive, it's about not being the worst.
Time Waster FAQ for more tips on wasting time in meetings!