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Bureaucratic Meetings: Frequently Asked Questions
Bureaucratic Meetings: Frequently Asked Questions
Because who needs actual work when you can attend meetings?
Q: Do I need to attend every meeting?
A: Absolutely. If you don't, you might miss something important... or not.
More on Attendance
Q: What is the purpose of these meetings?
A: To justify our existence, of course.
Read the Mission Statement
Q: Can I bring my dog to the meeting?
A: Only if it's a service animal, and even then, only if it's not too distracting.
Service Animal Policy
Q: Are there any breaks in the meeting?
A: Yes, but only if you can convince someone to let you take one.
Break Policy