Section 1: Arrival and Punctuality
You are expected to arrive precisely 5 minutes before the meeting. If you're late, you're fired.
We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
But first, let's talk about the coffee machine.
When addressing your peers, use a tone of respectful condescension.
Do not, under any circumstances, use the phrase "break the internet."
We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
But first, let's talk about the coffee machine.