BUREAUCRAT MEMORANDUM
December 30, 2022
TO: All Bureaucrats
FROM: The Great and Powerful Bureaucratic Overlord
CALLED: Emergency Meeting of the Interdepartmental Committee for the Resolution of Non-Emergencies
WHEREAS: The current state of the department is in a state of utter disarray;
WHEREAS: The coffee machine is on the fritz;
WHEREAS: The stapler is not stapling;
IT IS HEREBY DECIDED THAT: All employees report to the meeting room at 2:00 PM sharp on January 1, 2023 for an emergency meeting of the Interdepartmental Committee for the Resolution of Non-Emergencies.
ALL PRESENCE IS REQUIRED.
Failure to attend will be met with stern disappro prophets and possible reassignment of duties.
DO NOT FORGET.