Minutes of the Bureaucrats' Meeting

Meeting Minutes, Meeting 3456, Form 27-B-6-1

• Attendees:
• Chairman McSnookle McSnookle's Bio
• Secretary Bureaucratticus Bureaucratticus' Resume
• Deputy Bureaucrator Deputy's Bureaucratic Achievements

Meeting Objectives:

• Discuss new ways to increase paperclip usage
• Review the Bureaucratic Manual
• Vote on the best way to waste taxpayer's money

Action Items:

• Chairman McSnookle to research ways to implement a new paperclip-based productivity system
• Deputy Bureaucrator to write a report on the feasibility of installing a foosball table in the break room
• Secretary Bureaucratticus to update the Bureaucratic Manual to include a new section on "The Art of Napping"

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM due to a sudden influx of TPS reports.