Coffee Machine Emergency Meeting

TO: All Coffee Connoisseurs and Emergency Responders

FROM: Coffee Machine Management

SUBJECT: Code Red: Critical Coffee Drought Imminent

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our beloved coffee machine has malfunctioned and ceased to dispense its precious brews.

We are convening an emergency meeting to discuss the following agenda:

• Item 1: Identify root cause of malfunction
• Item 2: Develop backup plan to restore coffee supply
• Item 3: Re-assign duties to ensure adequate coffee distribution

Hyperlinks to relevant subpages:

• Suspected Causes
• Alternative Brews
• Code Red Protocols