We're currently experiencing a Critical Coffee Machine Failure. The coffee is not flowing, and we can't function without it. Our top priority is to get the machine back up and running, or at least to a state of minimum functionality.
- Step 1: Call in the experts
- Step 2: Consult the manual (again)
- Step 3: Perform an impromptu surgery on the machine
- Step 4: Panic and destroy the machine
Estimated recovery time: 2-5 business days (dependent on caffeine availability)
Side effects: Fatigue, irritability, spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)