Coffee Machine Emergency: Time Traveler's Brochure
Welcome, fellow time travelers! This brochure is for your safety and sanity. The year is 3050, and coffee machines have taken over the world. They're efficient, yet terrifying.
You are currently in a time-traveler's safe house, where the coffee flows like water. However, due to a freak temporal anomaly, the coffee machine in your sector has malfunctioned.
Don't panic! Our expert team of chrono-crafters has created a manual for you to navigate this crisis: