Resolution 2: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

WHEREAS the Sock Puppets have been secretly manipulating the world for too long;

NOW, BE IT RESOLVED that the Sock Puppets shall be forced to wear matching socks;

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that any Sock Puppet found to be wearing mismatched socks shall be subject to public shaming and ridicule;

WHEREAS the world is a better place when people are forced to wear socks that match their pants;

NOW, BE IT FINALLY RESOLVED that all Sock Puppets shall be required to attend Sock Puppet Sock-matching Therapy Sessions;