Emergency Meeting Agenda: "We're All Going to Die" Edition

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we're having an emergency meeting to discuss our impending demise. Because, you know, the apocalypse is real.

• Minutes from the last emergency meeting, because we're running out of time
• What is going on and why we're all going to die
• Suggestions for our impending doom

Agenda:

1. Introduction by our fearless leader (who will probably just stand up and say something profound)

1. 2. Sacrifice the dog, because, you know, we can't all survive
2. 3. Steal the coffee mug, because it's the last one we have left
3. 4. Destroy the Keurig, because it's just a machine that's going to kill us all

See you there!

Unless you're not. In which case, good luck.

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