Welcome, poor, deluded soul, to the never-ending cycle of meetings.
Today's schedule is brought to you by the fine folks at Our Schedule.
Because you've clearly not been paying attention to the previous 12 meetings, we need to review the same old ground again.
A time for us to all stare blankly into space and pretend we're thinking.
Stay tuned for more meetings, more dead time, and a healthy dose of existential dread!
Check the schedule for the rest of the day.
Or just close this tab and pretend you're doing actual work.