Decisions That Shaped the World

Decision 4: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It was a dark day in the world when our fearless leader, Bob, decided to wear his favorite socks with the holes in them to a meeting. The consequences were dire, and the fate of humanity hung in the balance.

Little did we know, this was just the beginning of a long line of questionable fashion choices that would shape the course of human history.

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Decision 5: The Invention of the Fart Soundboard

In a shocking turn of events, our resident tinkerer, Steve, created a machine that would change the way we communicate. Or so we thought.

Little did we know, this was just a stepping stone for the even more groundbreaking invention of the Fart-o-matic 3000, which would change the course of human history once and for all.

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