MEETING OF THE UNATTENDABLES

Wherein, the unattentive masses gather to make decisions that will surely be forgotten in 5 minutes.

• Attendee 6: The Unreliable Narrator
• Attendee 7: The Chronic Procrastinator
• Attendee 8: The One Who Always Forgets Their Lunch

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life (again)
• Item 2: Decide which pizza topping is superior
• Item 3: Elect new committee chair (because the current one forgot)