Today's meeting was a resounding success, with all 6 attendees present to discuss the intricacies of procrastination.
The meeting was led by our fearless leader, Bob, who managed to keep the discussion on track for a whole 3 minutes before someone asked for a coffee refill.
Key decisions were made, and important notes were taken, but mostly everyone just ended up playing with their phones.
Attendee 1: John, the resident expert on all things "not getting anything done."
Attendee 2: Jane, who was seen secretly playing Solitaire on her phone during the meeting.
Attendee 3: Dave, who insisted on reading his email during the "no-emails" rule.
Attendee 4: Karen, who claimed she was "just listening" while actually browsing memes on her phone.
Attendee 5: Alex, who asked for 3 different meeting adjournment times before finally settling for the originally scheduled end time.
Attendee 6: Our fearless leader, Bob, who managed to make everyone feel guilty for having a social life.