Decision #1001: The Great Sock Drawer of 2023

A motion passed unanimously to reorganize the sock drawer into a strict, color-coded system.

Section 1: Socks of Solidarity (White)

Section 2: Socks of Discord (Stripes)

Section 3: Socks of Anarchy (Polka Dots)

Resolution: All employees are required to wear matching socks on Fridays.

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