Meeting Minutes for the Unwilling

We're having a meeting, and we don't really want to. But we have too. So, let's just get this over with, shall we?

Decisions:

1. Launch the product next week.
2. But only if it's on a Friday, because who doesn't love a good weekend.
3. And we'll need an extra shot of espresso, stat.

Next week's agenda: same time, same place, same dread.

Don't forget to bring your participation trophy.

See you next week, when we'll probably all regret our life choices.