Welcome to the Departments of Higher Disappointment, where we specialize in making you feel meh.
We're here to crush your dreams, dash your hopes, and disappoint your expectations. Our expert staff of highly trained disappointment specialists will guide you through the process of realizing that your aspirations are just out of reach.
Meet our employees who are just as disappointed in themselves as we are in you.
We're not responsible for your disappointment, but we're happy to provide you with more of it.
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