Welcome, fellow disappointed individuals, to the Department of Unfulfilled Promises! Here, we take pride in crafting promises that will inevitably fall short. Our team of experts has spent years perfecting the art of making promises that will be met with raised eyebrows and disappointed sighs.
Our department has a wide range of services, including:
- Bad News Services - We'll make sure to deliver the worst possible outcome for any given situation.
- Disappointed Children Services - We'll make promises that will leave your kids with crushed hopes and dreams.
- Unkept Commitments Services - We'll make promises we have no intention of keeping, because who needs integrity, anyway?