PHASE 1: THE CHAOS INITIATION
Welcome, esteemed members of the Disruption Protocol. In this phase, we will introduce you to the art of turning a meeting into a battleground.
OBJECTIVES
- Establish a culture of fear and submission
- Mประก Implement an atmosphere of dread and foreboding
- Develop a comprehensive plan for the annihilation of productivity
TASKประก LIST
- Conduct a thorough analysis of the meeting room's acoustics
- Develop a comprehensive report on the most effective methods for silencing dissent
- Ceaselessly pontificate on the virtues of absolute control
Optional: Engage in a spirited debate about the meaning of life, but make sure to cut it short