1. Declare a national Ramen noodle emergency
2. Elect Lady Gaga as Supreme Noodle Dictator
3. Discuss the merits of truffle oil vs. garlic oil
Decree 1: Ramen Noodle Martial LawLady Gaga has decreed that all meetings shall now be conducted in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room.
The meeting minutes will be written in Comic Sans, because, reasons.
There will be a mandatory Ramen noodle taste-test at the end of every meeting.
Any dissenters will be subject to the dreaded "Paparazzi Treatment" - a 30-minute grilling by a team of highly trained, vegan, gluten-free paparazzi.
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a Ramen noodle connoisseur" t-shirt to work tomorrow.
Decree 2: Ramen Noodle Black Market Exclusivity Decree 3: Truffle Oil Supremacy