Emergency Meeting: Disaster Plan

Section 4: The Inevitable Collapse

Section 4: The Plan

Step 1: Panic.

Step 2: Frantically check the "What to Do In Case of Emergency" pamphlet that we all got at the company picnic last year.

Step 3: Call the IT department. If they answer, pretend you're not there.

Step 4: Run around in circles, bumping into chairs and knocking over plants.

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Disclaimer: This meeting was called because we forgot what to do in case of an actual emergency.