Emergency Meeting: Pretzel Hoarding Strategies

Subcommittee for the Preservation of Rodent Snacks

Due to recent rodent-related events, the pretzel supply has been severely depleted.

We must act quickly to prevent a rodent apocalypse!

Below are the proposed solutions:

• Establish a Pretzel Emergency Fund (PEF) to provide financial support for rodent-friendly businesses.
• Develop a Pretzel-locating App to help citizens find the nearest pretzel source.
• Host Pretzel-themed community events to raise awareness and boost morale.
• Form an underground Pretzel Resistance to fight against rodent-related tyranny.

For more information, visit:

• Pretzel-Locating App
• Pretzel-themed Events
• Pretzel Resistance