Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are having an emergency meeting of the Doomsday Committee.
Our meeting agenda will cover the following pressing issues:
- How to ration the last of the world's pizza supplies.
- Strategies for survival when the apocalypse arrives.
- The ethics of using nuclear warheads as paperweights.
Snacks will be provided.
Don't forget to bring your Extra Thermo!
See you there, survivors!