Meeting Exit Strategies

Are you tired of being stuck in meetings that never end? Do you want to escape the soul-sucking vortex of pointless discussion?

Look no further! Our expert team has compiled the most effective meeting exit techniques to save you from certain doom.

The Sneaky Slip-Out

Use the classic "I have to go feed my cat" excuse to make a swift exit.

The Pretentious Pretzel

Claim you're allergic to a certain food and need to go find some antihistamines.

The Sudden Illness

Feign a sudden case of food poisoning and make a hasty exit.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can try:

The Silent Walk-out

Just stand up, grab your things, and walk away without saying a word.

Don't forget to check out our sister site: More Meeting Exit Techniques

And if all else fails, you can always try: Meeting Exit Emergency Kit