UNRESOLVED RESOLUTIONS PAGE
Because, let's be real, we're still trying to figure out what we were supposed to resolve in the first place.
Here are some of the resolutions that are just... lingering, unresolved, and still a hot mess:
Resolution 1: "Get more coffee"
We all know the answer to this one. More coffee is always the solution to every problem.
Read more about the Coffee Quantity Escalation ProtocolResolution 2: "Define what we're trying to accomplish today"
Uh, yeah. Good luck with that.
Read more about our existential crisisResolution 3: "Make more time for actual work"
Ha! Just kidding. That's not happening.
Read more about procrastination techniques prophetsResolution 4: "Have more meetings"
Because, you know, we're not already meeting enough...
Read more about our meeting-ification of the office