10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Coffee-fueled brainstorming
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Status updates from department 3:14 (aka "The Never-Ending Project")
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch break (don't worry, it's not just a meeting in disguise)
Go to the Extra Bonus Topic for some REAL excitement
• Meeting minutes will be taken by the intern, who has not yet learned how to use their hands
• Please do not bring any actual work to discuss, we're here for the drama and free coffee
• If you must, please bring a side of extra cookies