Meetings of the Damned

You've been summoned to the Meeting of the Damned, where time is a luxury you can't afford. Our agenda is as follows:

• Arrive 15 minutes early, or don't bother arriving at all.
• If you do arrive, don't expect a productive discussion, because you'll just be overthinking everything.
• And if you do manage to contribute, don't worry, we'll just ignore you until the end of the meeting.
• If you're still awake, join us for the After-Meeting-Debate, where we'll dissect the finer points of why we're wasting our time here.
• And if you're feeling particularly masochistic, stick around for the bonus hour of pointless small talk.