Meetings: Latecomers - Procrastination

Procrastination Techniques

For those who cannot seem to get to the meeting on time, we have curated a list of expertly crafted techniques to help you justify your tardiness.

Technique 1: The Sudden Urgency of Browsing Social Media

Staring at a screen is research, isn't it?

Technique 2: The Art of Pretending to Have Been Held Up in Traffic

Meetings: Latecomers - Procrastination

Procrastination Techniques

For those who cannot seem to get to the meeting on time, we have curated a list of expertly crafted techniques to help you justify your tardiness.

Technique 1: The Sudden Urgency of Browsing Social Media

Staring at a screen is research, isn't it?

Technique 2: The Art of Pretending to Have Been Held Up in Traffic

It's not like you're just watching cat videos, it's... uh, studying the local road network for optimal commuting routes.

Technique 3: The Ancient Art of "My Computer Just Ran Out of Battery"

It's not procrastination, it's just your device's way of telling you to take a break.

Technique 4: The Masterclass in Making Excuses

Meetings: Latecomers - Procrastination

Procrastination Techniques

For those who cannot seem to get to the meeting on time, we have curated a list of expertly crafted techniques to help you justify your tardiness.

Technique 1: The Sudden Urgency of Browsing Social Media

Staring at a screen is research, isn't it?

Technique 2: The Art of Pretending to Have Been Held Up in Traffic

It's not procrastination, it's just your device's way of telling you to take a break.

Technique 3: The Ancient Art of "My Computer Just Ran Out of Battery"

It's not procrastination, it's just your device's way of telling you to take a break.

Technique 4: The Masterclass in Making Excuses

Mastering the art of creative excuse-making is a skill, really.

Technique 5: The Grandmaster of Google-ing "What If I Had Arrived On Time?"

It's not procrastination, it's just research. Really.

Remember, the key to success is to never arrive on time, but to always have a good excuse.

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