A meeting that's been dead for years, but still won't let you leave.
Join us for a special session of the Conference Call of the Dead, where the only thing more exhausting than the discussion is the waiting.
Our expert panel of undead professionals will guide you through the latest in corpse politics, graveyard economics, and mummy diplomacy.
Don't miss our special guest speaker, a 200-year-old vampire who's been stuck in a meeting for centuries. He'll make sure you never leave.
So, put on your best "I'm-dead-on-the-inside" face and join us for a truly... transformational experience.
Exit Strategies for those who dare to leave.