Caffeine and Attention Span: A Study in Self-Indulgence
Subcommittee on Meeting Efficiency
Minutes of Meeting Minutes: Caffeine and Attention Span
Meeting Attendees:
- Dr. Smith, Chief Caffeine Officer
- Dr. Johnson, Expert on Human Sustenance
- Mr. Thompson, Caffeine Enthusiast
Agenda:
Point 1: Caffeine Consumption During Meetings
Discussion ensued regarding the optimal amount of caffeine required during meetings to sustain focus and productivity. Dr. Smith argued that a minimum of 2 cups of coffee was necessary, while Dr. Johnson suggested a more conservative 1 cup was sufficient.
Point 2: Caffeine Overload
Concerns were raised about the dangers of overcaffeination, including jitters, anxiety, and excessive sweating. Mr. Thompson countered that these side effects were a sign of the meeting's success, as they indicated the discussion was engaging and stimulating.
Next Steps:
- Dr. Smith to conduct further research on the effects of caffeine on focus and productivity.
- Dr. Johnson to develop a more conservative caffeine policy for future meetings.
- Mr. Thompson to continue experimenting with caffeine-fueled productivity hacks.
Adjournment
Meeting adjourned at 3:45 PM, with a unanimous decision to reconvene the meeting in 10 minutes for an emergency meeting to discuss the emergency of running out of coffee.