MEETING OF THE MASTERS OF PRODUCTIVITY

Section 2: The Art of Procrastination

Today's agenda: learning to do nothing in a 3-hour meeting.

Objective: achieve the perfect balance of doing nothing while pretending to be doing something.

Key takeaways:

• Use your phone as a prop to distract your colleagues.
• Make eye contact with the whiteboard, but not actually look at the whiteboard.
• Take a 30-minute break to check your email.

Recommended reading:

• The Art of Fake Productivity
• Team Building: The Secret to Not Actually Building a Team