Meeting of the Mayhem
We are gathered here today to discuss the utter chaos that has consumed our lives.
Agenda for today:
Item 1: Burn the Office Supplies
Item 2: Declare Our Independence (from the Coffee Machine)
Item 3: Reorganize Our Folders (Again)
Item 4: Discuss the Implications of the Sock Drawer
Item 5: Decide on the Best Pizza Topping
See Meeting Minutes