Meeting of the Mayhem

We are gathered here today to discuss the utter chaos that has consumed our lives.

Agenda for today:

• Item 1: Burn the Office Supplies
• Item 2: Declare Our Independence (from the Coffee Machine)
• Item 3: Reorganize Our Folders (Again)
• Item 4: Discuss the Implications of the Sock Drawer
• Item 5: Decide on the Best Pizza Topping