Welcome to the Meeting of the Mayhem, where the most esteemed and feared members of the Committee of Adjutants gather to decide on the fate of the world... or at least your lunch.
The Committee of Adjutants is a secretive and mysterious group of individuals with unparalleled influence over the global supply of mayonnaise and the local supply of socks.
Our members are known for their unyielding commitment to Policy Overload and Bureaucratic Red Tape.
Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the finer points of Decision 1234 and how to better exploit the Decision 5678 for maximum mayonnaise-related profits.
This subcommittee is responsible for the allocation of mayonnaise and socks within the global supply chain.
This subcommittee is dedicated to the development and maintenance of the Bureaucratic Red Tape, a complex web of rules and regulations that govern our every move.