MEETINGS OF THE MAYHEM - COMMITTEE OF DECISIONS - DECISION 5678
DECISION 5678: RECOMMENDATION: WE SHOULD ALL GET MORE PINK
Reason for Decision 5678: The committee has deemed pink an acceptable and fashionable color for our meeting rooms. It is hereby decreed that all meetings shall be conducted in a room painted a lovely shade of pink.
Resolution: All meetings shall be held in the newly painted pink meeting room. Failure to comply will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to wear a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.