Meeting of the Mayhem: February 2026

Minutes from the meeting where we decided to decide, but didn't actually decide anything.

Points of Discussion:

The Great Sock Conspiracy

The Mystery of the Missing Donut Box

The Impending Doom of the Coffee Machine

The meeting opened with a spirited discussion of the Great Sock Conspiracy, a plot involving rogue socks going on the lam in the break room.

Key points from this discussion include:

• There are indeed missing socks.
• The copier is a possible suspect.

Next on the agenda was the Mystery of the Missing Donut Box, a case still unsolved.

Key points from this discussion include:

• The box was definitely there one minute.
• Someone ate the last donut.

As the meeting drew to a close, a dire warning was given about the impending doom of the coffee machine.

Key points from this discussion include:

• The machine was making a suspicious gurgling noise.
• Someone should really look at it.

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