Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What's the surprise party for?
A: It's for Bob's birthday! He turns 40, which is basically 20 with 20 years of experience.
Q: Why is it a surprise?
A: Because Bob's been acting like 90 since his 30s.
Q: What's the theme?
A: "Bob's a Decade Older" – a celebration of his youthful exuberance and questionable life choices.
Q: What's on the agenda?
A: See the agenda for all the juicy details.
Q: Can I bring a gift?
A: Only if it's a participation trophy or a gift card to a local thrift store.
Q: Will there be cake?
A: There will be CAKE! And by "cake" I mean a poorly made, store-bought cake with an embarrassing birthday candle.