Meeting Planner 3000: Coffee Machine Malfunctioning Solution

It seems like the coffee machine has stopped dispensing caffeine. No worries, we've got this!

Here's the solution: Protocol 2: Call the maintenance team and tell them it's an emergency.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: Protocol 3: Try to reboot it with a combination of 5-10 consecutive whistles.

And if all else fails, you can always call the coffee machine's therapist