MEETING AGENDA: THE AGONY OF IT ALL

Today's meeting will be a never-ending cycle of boredom and despair.

• Topic 1: "The Never-Ending Story"
• Topic 2: "The Agony of IT All"
• Topic 3: "The Never-Ending Meeting"

TOPIC 1: "THE NEVER-ENDING STORY"

This meeting will discuss the never-ending project that has been going on since the dawn of time.

• Subtopic 1: "The Story So Far"
• Subtopic 2: "The Story That Won't End"

Next Meeting: The Never-Ending Story

TOPIC 2: "THE AGONY OF IT ALL"

This meeting will delve into the soul-crushing despair of IT projects gone wrong.

• Subtopic 1: "The Agony of It All"
• Subtopic 2: "The Never-Ending IT Support Call"

Next Meeting: The Agony of It All

TOPIC 3: "THE NEVER-ENDING MEETING"

This meeting will be the never-ending cycle of meetings that never end.

• Subtopic 1: "The Meeting That Never Ends"
• Subtopic 2: "The Meeting That Never Begins"

Next Meeting: The Never-Ending Meeting