Fortune-Telling High Priestess: March 21st, 2024
- Today's Cosmic Reading
- Astrological Alignment: Aquarius Rising (The Water Bearer is Watching You)
- Chosen Card: The Eight of Cups (Denial of the Obvious)
According to our ancient wisdom, you are currently experiencing a crisis of confidence in your life choices. Fear not, for the universe has a plan to guide you towards a path of utter disaster and eventual redemption.
Recommended Action: Participate in a ritual of self-flagellation to purify your aura of doubt and confusion.
- Next Reading: Tomorrow's Reading
- Previous Reading: Yesterday's Reading
Rituals
Burn-the-Flags - A classic ritual of self-annihilation, perfect for those seeking a fresh start.
Beat-the-Drum - A primal scream therapy for those stuck in the quicksand of self-doubt.