Meet our resident expert in the art of making things vague and open-ended.
We specialize in taking the clear and concise, and turning it into a confusing mess of half-remembered ideas and unfulfilled potential.
Learn more about our Prophet's interpretations of the unknown. What We Actually DoWe spend our days pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.
Or, you know, just browsing cat videos on YouTube.
It's all very deep and profound, we assure you.
What We Really Do