Meeting prophets of old - Our Prophet Sam
Our beloved Prophet Sam has been a cornerstone of our organization since 1987. He has foreseen the rise of countless memes and trends. Here's a list of some of the most notable events in the life of Our Prophet Sam:
- Invented Secret Sauce 1.0, a game-changing condiment.
- Revealed the 7-Step Process of Secret Sauce, a prophets' guide to the ages.
- Unveiled Secret Sauce 2.0, a recipe for the modern era.
- Predicted the rise of the 3.0 era and its effects on the global condiment market.
Our Prophet Sam's prophecies are not to be taken lightly. We're still waiting for the Secret Sauce 4.0, which is said to grant the consumer temporary invincibility.