The Snack Apocalypse Prophecies

Ancient Snack Scripts

According to the revered Meeting Prophets, the fate of humanity is sealed. The snacks, once a staple of our collective diet, will soon be nothing more than a distant memory. The signs are clear:

• Snack-theft - The great heist that will leave our pantries bare.
• Snack-theft Syndrome - The psychological disorder that will afflict all who've lost their snacks.
• Snack-theft Protocol - The covert operations that will bring the snack-less to their knees.

Read on, mortals, and tremble before the inevitability of the Snack Apocalypse.