That today, on 2023-01-15, the snack supply chain shall break.
For a global shortage of Doritos shall occur, and the world shall be filled with the stench of despair.
But fear not, for from the depths of the abyss, a savior shall arise: the mighty Pretzel.
And so, the people shall gather 'round, and the Pretzel shall be their snack of choice, until the end of days.
—The Great Oracle
The contents of this prophecy are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?