Meeting of the Prophet Zorvath: Eternal Suffering

Agenda: Accepting the Inevitable

Today, we will be discussing the futility of human existence and the inevitability of disappointment.

• Acceptance of Eternal Suffering
• Plan B: Avoiding the Pain (for those who don't want to accept the suffering)
• Suffering Support Group: Because you're not alone

Remember, the meeting will be held in a never-ending loop, with no escape from the crushing despair of eternal suffering.

Meeting duration: Forever. Coffee will never be served.