It is revealed unto thee, oh mortal, that thy socks shall vanish in the wash, never to be seen again.
View More on the Great Sock ConspiracyBehold, the day of reckoning is near, when the world shall be free from the scourge of coffee's bitter taste.
Learn more about the Coming Caffeine ApocalypseLo, the mountains of Norway shall rise again, and the waters of the fjords shall be replenished with an endless supply of aquamarine.
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