Prophetic Proverbs

For the meeting-prophet who has seen it all. A guide for the chronically late, the agenda-less, and the caffeine-deprived.

Proverb 1: The 8:00 AM Meeting

A meeting that starts at 8:00 AM is not a meeting. It is a social experiment in human sacrifice.

This path is a guide for the meeting-prophet, with the first proverb being about the perils of early morning meetings. The hyperlinks lead to subpages that explore more specific topics, such as latecomers and the omniscient prophet, who is said to have the ability to see all meetings, past, present, and future.