MEETINGS: THE VOIDUS ON THE ART OF CAFFEINE-FUELED MICROMANGIAGE

CHAPTER 1: THE VOIDUS PRINCIPLES

Meetings: the art of Caffeine-fueled Micromanaging. A treatise on the finer points of wasting time and sipping coffee.

Meetings: where the art of time wasting meets the science of coffee fueling.

A place where the boundaries between reality and fantasy blur, where the lines between work and play are constantly blurred.

Where the phrase "I'm on my lunch break" becomes "I'm attending a meeting".

Meetings: the ultimate productivity killer.

CHAPTER 2: CASE STUDIES IN CAFFEINE-FUELED MICROMANGIAGE

Case Study 1: The meeting that lasted 7 hours and 30 minutes

Case Study 2: The meeting that turned into a coffee party

Case Study 3: The meeting that became a never-ending game of "Who can eat the most Caffeine-fueled donuts in one sitting"

CHAPTER 3: THE VOIDUS METHODOLOGY

Step 1: Create a meeting that has no clear objective

Step 2: Conduct the meeting with an open-ended discussion

Step 3: Schedule the meeting for 6 hours long

CHAPTER 4: THE VOIDUS TOOLKIT

The Voidus Kit: a collection of tools for the modern micromanager

1. The Coffee Mug-o-Matic 5000

2. The Meeting-erator 9000

3. The Time-Wasting-erator 3000

CHAPTER 5: THE VOIDUS FUTURE

The Voidus Future: A World where Meetings are a never-ending cycle of caffeine-fueled micromanaging

Where the phrase "I'm on my lunch break" becomes "I'm attending a meeting, and also eating a sandwich, and also drinking a latte."

Meetings: the ultimate future of productivity.