Meetings: the art of Caffeine-fueled Micromanaging. A treatise on the finer points of wasting time and sipping coffee.
Meetings: where the art of time wasting meets the science of coffee fueling.
A place where the boundaries between reality and fantasy blur, where the lines between work and play are constantly blurred.
Where the phrase "I'm on my lunch break" becomes "I'm attending a meeting".
Meetings: the ultimate productivity killer.
Case Study 1: The meeting that lasted 7 hours and 30 minutes
Case Study 2: The meeting that turned into a coffee party
Case Study 3: The meeting that became a never-ending game of "Who can eat the most Caffeine-fueled donuts in one sitting"
Step 1: Create a meeting that has no clear objective
Step 2: Conduct the meeting with an open-ended discussion
Step 3: Schedule the meeting for 6 hours long
The Voidus Kit: a collection of tools for the modern micromanager
1. The Coffee Mug-o-Matic 5000
3. The Time-Wasting-erator 3000
The Voidus Future: A World where Meetings are a never-ending cycle of caffeine-fueled micromanaging
Where the phrase "I'm on my lunch break" becomes "I'm attending a meeting, and also eating a sandwich, and also drinking a latte."
Meetings: the ultimate future of productivity.