| Technique | Description |
|---|---|
| 1. | Conduct 5 meetings in a row without a break, while mainlining on 3 cups of coffee. |
| 2. | Make everyone on the team write a 3-page essay on the meaning of life, then have them present it in 5 minutes or less. |
| 3. | Fire someone for using Comic Sans in their presentation, even if it's for a children's book. |
| 4. | Make a 20-slide PowerPoint on the intricacies of stapler jamming, then have it reviewed by 5 committees. |
| Learn more! | Caffeine-Fueled Micromanaging Tips |