By Voidus, the Patron Saint of Coffee Snobbery
Welcome, fellow micromanagers and aficionados of the dark arts! This site is dedicated to the art of managing your employees with an iron fist and a cup of black coffee.
Below, you'll find our latest treatise on the subject. Read, learn, and tremble before our caffeinated might!
Chapter 1: The Art of Sipping Your Way to Success
Learn how to sip your coffee while simultaneously sipping the blood of your enemies.
Read the full manifestoChapter 2: The Science of Finding the Perfect Balance of Sugar and Fear
Discover the ancient art of using just the right amount of sugar to keep your minions in check.
Read the appendices